I'll See Your Dowry and Raise You Five Pigs

A Kenyan politican recently announced that he offered then-U.S. President Bill Clinton a dowry of 40 goats and 20 cows for his only daughter's, Chelsea, hand in marriage. He made the offer to the Clintons through the Kenyan government.

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If The Shadow were this Kenyan, he would not hold his breath waiting for an answer!